Happy Birthday

Benson,a top student of the Marulan Conservatory for vocal training performs a duet:in honour of a distant relative; an appawling event; a real howler.Benson hopes to emBARK on a world tour soon to many countries, in the meantime he works hard every morning with the great pedadog Professor Iva Novabite,who is the professor in residance here at the conservatory.Professor Novabite is also the Head Examiner;Benson has had his Head examined and has come up trumps which is high praise for a Tibetan.Professor Novabite is sanguine about Benson's prospects as a Bach specialist especially the works requiring a strong higher register for example the St Mathew Passion which Benson is workin like a dog on to get it ready for next years Passova. Here are a few Bone-a fido's for the fans:Benson is ten years old and howls from Tibet where his parents were expert throat singers-his favorite food is sausage and mash; he also enjoys whining and dining in "high" class establishments like the local Meridian Cafe where he is favoured with the best seats in the house when he goes down there for a nosh-up meal.However,Benson is no snob when it comes to his disgustations;he likes to go to the local butchery when the fat'n'bone truck comes because he always gets a nice big bone to noron.He always uses the pedestrian crossing to get there from this side of the village and once had a narrow escape when a local truckie almost ran him over on the crossing.However Benson was able to identify the errant truckie in a Police lineup which resulted in a conviction; this caused a major debacle at the local Goulburn court house where it was agreed that it was an open and shut case which the truckie had no chance of getting out of. Benson prefers Jaguar cars,(big cats)and his hair stylist is Sharon Sheep a well gnome bleeter from Blighty who emigrated in '96 to eggscape BS and cold wethers.Benson is a beaniefactor of many chariots and supports Underdogs Anonymous--UA,a twelve step program which he has managed to get thru in half the time of his two-legged friends.Benson accepts fan mail in the comments section.Thank you

YouTube | November 2, 2007